3 Guys Naked From The Waist Down

Original Off-Broadway Cast

3 Guys Naked From The Waist Down, Original Off-Broadway Cast
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Music by

Michael Rupert

Book and Lyrics by
Jerry Colker

Jerry Colker
Scott Bakula
John Kassir

Conducted by 
Henry Aronson

Orchestrated by
Michael Starobin

3 Guys Naked is one of those innovative musicals that come along one in a while (HAIR, RENT, THE HIRED MAN) It was fresh, exciting, unusual and youthful. Combining the new talents that Broadway and television had to offer 3 Guys Naked marked the musical debut of Scott Bakula, John Kassir and Jerry Colker to make up the trio.

A hard hitting story about the rise and disillusionment of three friends, it also offered lashings of laughs in the form of the stand-up comedy routines.

Jam packed full of interesting and tuneful songs, 3 Guys Naked boasts one stand out ballad, 'I don't believe In Heroes Anymore' sung by Scott Bakula.



This is the story of three stand-up comics who play the comedy club circuit of Manhattan, come together to form a team, and subsequently experience the fulfillment of their wildest dreams and darkest nightmares.

The time: the 1980's, The Place: the Komedy Klub East. Ted Klausterman, the M.C., is warming up the audience, explaining how he's a child of the '60s who came of age in the '70s. ("It's like you wanna be a hero and take all the money in the world and redistribute it in alphabetical order and yet still afford that summer house in the Hamptons.") but now in the '80s, he's a self-proclaimed "deep guy" with the promise of greatness!

Ted then introduces Phil Kunin, a newcomer to the comedy scene, who relates the New Yorker's dilemma of how to get through a single day with both mind and body intact. Interrupting both Ted and Phil's routines, another comedian, Kenny Brewster wanders on stage and enacts silent depictions of "The Kenny Brewster Hall of Martyrs". First he hangs himself, then he staggers across the stage covered with arrows, and finally enters headless. The inexperienced Phil, thrown by the interruptions, furiously stomps off the stage.

Ted finds Phil in the back alley of the club. Feeling trapped as an M.C., Ted sees Phil as a potential partner. Phil, a law school drop-out whose girlfriend is pregnant and wants to have the baby, warms up to Ted, especially when Ted suggests that they break in on Kenny Brewster's routine. Ted also believes they have a good chance of getting on the Johnny Carson Show.

At The Last Stand-Up, another comedy club, Kenny Brewster comes on stage to do his routine, a wild combination of sound-effects, mime, and conceptual impressions, all within his own secret world, a world that ranges from the silly to the macabre. While Kenny continues his routine with the help of his ventriloquist dummy, Phil and then Ted break in on him with their own dummies. Together for the first time, the three guys discover they share similar sensibilities and aspirations.

At yet another comedy club, The Funny Farm, they audition for the head talent scout for Johnny Carson, with a Gilbert and Sullivan parody. Ted has convinced Phil and Kenny that this is the best way to sell themselves. In the middle of the number, Kenny, deep within his own world, wanders off, leaving Ted and Phil, and the number falls apart. Later, alone in the deserted club, Kenny tries to come to terms with his inner torments.

Ted, Phil and Kenny meet in Central Park where Ted breaks the news that they have indeed earned a shot on the Carson show. Overcoming Phil's doubts about Kenny's unpredictability, Ted urges them on to reaffirm their new identity as a team. As they fly to Los Angeles for what may be their first major break, Ted, Phil, and Kenny decide not to do a Gilbert and Sullivan patter song on Carson as expected, but something "outrageous" and "hanging over the edge."

Act Two opens on the Johnny Carson show, where, through a spoof of the '50s, '60s and '70s, Ted, Phil and Kenny emerge in the '80s making a serious statement clad only in their boxer shorts. They become an instant sensation. They sign on to do a TV series called "Hello, Fellas" about undercover cops. What they didn't know was that they would always be undercover in drag.

The show becomes Number 1 in the ratings and launches them to TV superstardom. A television special and world tour follow. And of course, they are always in women's clothes. The fresh irreverent comics of the comedy clubs and the Carson Show find themselves caught up in the whirlwind trappings of prime-time TV success. Feeling that Phil and Kenny are drifting away from him Ted tries to see himself on his own. Kenny comes perilously close to becoming a real-life member of his own Hall of Martyrs. Phil, however, is immediately brought back down to earth with the birth of his son.

They are scheduled to do a "Hello Fellas" feature film, but, realising they must try to break the "Hello Fellas" image, the guys renegotiate their deal with MGM and do a movie with their own material.

The movie is rejected by the public who prefer to see them in drag and by critics who urge them to stick to television. Kenny, who has been retreating further and further into his own inner reality, says goodbye to a life and a world he no longer feels a part of. With Kenny's death, the team is shattered. Ted decides to go back to New York, and take stock of his life, knowing that he must deal with the world, alone and without any illusions.

Phil stays in L.A. and continues as a prime-time TV star in his own series, "Hello, Comrade," about a CIA agent in Russia in drag.

In New York City, Ted opens up his own comedy club, called "Klausterman's" where he can do what he does best and introduce young new comics along the way. As the lights dim, Ted introduces a new comic. The show ends. Another story begins.

Jerry Colker


CD 1
  1. Overture / Promise Of Greatness
  2. Angry Guy / Lovely Day
    Jerry Colker
  3. Don't Wanna Be No Superstar
    Scott Bakula, Jerry Colker
  4. Operator
    John Kassir
  5. Screaming Clocks (The Dummies Song)
    Scott Bakula, Jerry Colker, John Kassir
  6. The History Of Stand-Up Comedy
    Scott Bakula, Jerry Colker, John Kassir
  7. Dreams Of Heaven
    John Kassir
  8. Don't Wanna Be No Superstar (Reprise)
    Scott Bakula, Jerry Colker, John Kassir
  9. Kamikaze Kabaret
    Scott Bakula, Jerry Colker, John Kassir
  10. The American Dream
    Scott Bakula, Jerry Colker, John Kassir
  11. What A Ride
    Jerry Colker, Scott Bakula, John Kassir
  12. The 'Hello Fellas' TV Special World Tour
    Scott Bakula, Jerry Colker, John Kassir
  13. A Father Now
    Jerry Colker
  14. Three Naked Guys Naked From The Waist Down
    John Kassir, Scott Bakula, Jerry Colker
  15. Dreams Of Heaven (Reprise)
    John Kassir
  16. I Don't Believe In Heroes Anymore
    Scott Bakula
  17. Promise Of Great (Finale)
    Scott Bakula